~ This is it , the apocalypse ! ~ CNY !

CHINESE NEW YEAR !!! ~

After all i have been through ! it's finally here ~ fireworks*

Nah .. it wasn't that great ~ great metaphor huh ? !

Chinese is going to celebrate chinese new year ..

You know what that means ? ..  Something red !

we gonna get alot of ..... ?!!

THATS RIGHT RED PACKETS !! ~

to spend on what ever f*ck we want ! ... !

'' i think i gonna buy a dildo for my girlfriend '' ... syke !

Nah ~ she got her own money ! i'm gonna spend mine on ~

Investment * yea ! what a man gonna do is what a man gonna do !

Earn for a living ... a better future for my son ~

Wait a minute ~ i don't have a son .. so i go adopt one !

I love children like how i love my pets ~

a total of 20+ hamsters , now left 5 .. c how much i luv them ?

I feed them with everything they like ~ what national geography told me ~
'' Hamster loves chillies !! '' 

I think i shall spend my $$$ on hookers bah ~ .. nah maybe not !

Waste only ... i too young for that ~.~ [ i'm obviously lying ! ]

So what to spend ? .. i cant make up my mind !

Do you know what to spend it on ? .. That's good !

As for those not chinese .. screw yourself ! ~ haha3

As for those half chinese .. get a chinese laid , and be a full !

GONG XI FAT CHAI ~ TO YOU AND UR FAMILY !!

SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES ONCES MORE !!