Welcome to 2012 xD

OMG ... I'm back to my old abandon blog page xD

Here to say Happy New Year 2012 to myself and for those who read my BLOG .. 

I'm here to say Thank You xD ^^

~ HATERS !! ~

I felt sick !! ~ T.T yeap ... it's pretty sad !
Once stop writing ... No post viewers and a lot comments
Fine , once start writing ... i get head shot by dumplings =.=
As one said , when you have something in mind willing to share,
You will meet lovers and haters along the way ..

So , lovers .. of course its a no '' biggy '' , coz they motivates you !
But haters on the other hand .. they simply hate you

No no they're not angry of you
It's just cries of jealousy ... they are happy for you ...
Since we're doing our part '' comments will start flying ''
Especially negative ones .. So i classified H.A.T.E.R.S. as ..

H. Having
A. Anger
T. Towards
E. Everyone
R. Reaching
S. Success

Bear that in mind ...
haters are just miggets with a '' jealous '' pinecone hat
If you are a hater .. i look down on you ~.~

'' Sam Signing Out Bitches !! ''

~ This is it , the apocalypse ! ~ CNY !

CHINESE NEW YEAR !!! ~

After all i have been through ! it's finally here ~ fireworks*

Nah .. it wasn't that great ~ great metaphor huh ? !

Chinese is going to celebrate chinese new year ..

You know what that means ? ..  Something red !

we gonna get alot of ..... ?!!

THATS RIGHT RED PACKETS !! ~

to spend on what ever f*ck we want ! ... !

'' i think i gonna buy a dildo for my girlfriend '' ... syke !

Nah ~ she got her own money ! i'm gonna spend mine on ~

Investment * yea ! what a man gonna do is what a man gonna do !

Earn for a living ... a better future for my son ~

Wait a minute ~ i don't have a son .. so i go adopt one !

I love children like how i love my pets ~

a total of 20+ hamsters , now left 5 .. c how much i luv them ?

I feed them with everything they like ~ what national geography told me ~
'' Hamster loves chillies !! '' 

I think i shall spend my $$$ on hookers bah ~ .. nah maybe not !

Waste only ... i too young for that ~.~ [ i'm obviously lying ! ]

So what to spend ? .. i cant make up my mind !

Do you know what to spend it on ? .. That's good !

As for those not chinese .. screw yourself ! ~ haha3

As for those half chinese .. get a chinese laid , and be a full !

GONG XI FAT CHAI ~ TO YOU AND UR FAMILY !!

SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES ONCES MORE !!

~ i'm back ~

Sup guys !! i'm back~  blogging ! ~ Thanks for those who read my page,
and those who ignore it , ur missing out the fun ! ...
What the heck [ face palm ] ...

Since's its a brand new start, mind as well have a brand new topic ...
Yes, i got this ... it's coming , it's coming ~ it came !!
The way to talk ! ~ discriminate, with a ticket out free !
* If he's furious , don't try this ~

FREN'' did you fart ? ... silent* ''
YOU  '' yea i did, it's part of life like excretion ,it's ok to fart ''
FREN'' that's gross man .. that stinks ''
'YOU '' oh really ?, your breath sticks .. can you stop breathing ? ''
[ now you made your opponent , a dimwit ! ]

See, you got away with that case ...
with a proper statement that's have nothing to do about it ...

Choose a statement out of the blue and enjoy the ride ...

Works for me every time during an awkward situation !!

Dun give a damm on what they think about you ..
** make sure you're the happy one !

SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES !! ~

~ Exam is coming ~

 This is kind of serious ! ~

As 1 of the retarded china man in skool,

I don't know when is my exam ! ~ screwed =.=

Still ... my results ain't half bad .. its beyond worst !

'' sigh ... '' a sign of giving up ! 

What a good start ... =.= lmao ! '' what a loser ''

What can i do ? study real hard ? ...

i don't have the brain in education !

then most of you will ask the same f*cking question

'' what are you good at ? ''

What i'm good at ? .. is loitering a good example ?

'' Hell ya ... for me !! ''

Seriously , i'm gonna have my examination soon ...

Unprepared ! .. '' go prepare now b*tch '' ...

i know la ! ~ what to prepare for ? ... 

i got my stationary .. what else should i need ? !!

'' now you guys will give up on me '' ... holy lu ya !

Sam signing out bitches !!

~ University s2pid service ~

My crazy post of them all !! ..
Sem registration in Universities ...
People always complaint over this matter .. why ?
Coz we love it ! ... NOT !,
This is one of the '' kanasai '' problem !!
it's an event to show how capable is your computer !

Tonight ... at 9 SHARP !
No one in my skool ... will play any games or pps ...
Even if you pay them to do it ...
All UTAR-ians had a PVP [ player vs player ] tonight ...
as for me ? ... i PK- ed ! [ player kill ] !!
Is the fight of the fittest ! ... survival match of the semester !
'' Subject Registration .. + timetable settings ... '' ROFL !

WTF .. is there such a bad edu system in Universities ?
They like to say this phrase ...
'' we let you arrange ur timetable , so you wont skip classes ''
How the f*ck ... are we gonna register limited unit of classes ! ..
'' Use your brains la !! '' .. log in early lo chinese boy
=.= ... you think those other student are clowns ?
never thought of that ? ... it's common sense la !! oi ! wake up please !!
We have to pick those available lauzy timing coz all are already taken !
'' that's your problem '' .... they said ! What the F*ck !
u wanna eat my fist ? ... or taste some '' popcorn ? ''

We went in their website [ my roomate and i ] ...
before doing anything !! ... we saw this garbage ! ...
'' sorry, there are too many demands at the period, please log in later ''
WTF was that ? !! ~ refresh ... get the same thing again !
Stay calm ... god bless you !!

finally got visual on the page ~ log in ... lag , then dc !
=.= '' lei lo mo ar '' [ your motha xxx ] ... f*ck la !! OIII !!
keep doin the same thing ... as last get to log in !! ~ wohoo !!
as happy as finishes downloading a porn movie !! ~ YES !!
Type in the unit subject and saw something horrible ...
more horrible than watching hugging '' gay ''
'' bullsh*t '' available time slot .. all good ones are taken ! WTF la !
'' Kanasai '' ... start cursing ! .. 

the worst part was ... a pop up
'' Sorry, u have clash with ur other time slot '' ... F*ck you !
How the f*ck can i pick another time slot if other are already taken !! ...
Change the time slot that i have picked lo ...
then that changed subject clash with my other subject !! ... =.= !!!

'' lei ko sei po kai ar '' ...
u wan me to clear all my time slot isit ? just to take 1 available time slot ?
omg omg omg !! redo the whole thing again !!

Good game sem3 ....

By the way .. i got my timetable ^^ ... it was incredible ! ..
just have to do a little trick up my sleeve and you got it !
more computer log in under my name = 100% get to register !

So .. Sam Signing out bull-motha sh*t bitches !!