Thursday, November 11, 2010

~ Numbers , numbers and more Numbers ~

Today, i saw the most numerical alphabets dancing around my exam sheet smile and giggling at me, its just normal for someone like me, but the main problem is that this scenario happens when i was having my financial examination!

I was flinched and stunned when i saw the paper! the most number of time i wrote the ' PV ' and ( 1 + i ) in my entire life! .. the formula is horrible, made the solution impossible where i will be in trouble when i show my result to my dad .. oh oo ..

Ever heard something bout differentiation in Additional maths? well, i am studying that topic in my General maths, the most advance level where u can differentiate it more than just mere one time ! it's driving me nuts !! [ d/dx ] please dun bully me anymore! i'm terrified !!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

~ Calculator v.s. Abacus ~

I got this funny stuff i thought of the other day, so i thought it might be interesting if i share it !!
 

If u are from a primary chinese school, i bet u know what is an abacus ...
if you don't then do use the dictionary!! haha3 ... just joking, it's suànpán

Well, for a banana like me, i study in a ' white ' school where everything is in english !

So, as a good student like myself, i use something call calculator !

This is the funny part! we do know that calculator is always faster than abacus right?
then why most of the chinese, ...  ' MOST ' of the chinese are better in maths compare to bananas ???

When i ask my dad about it, he say that chinese learn ' one ' in chinese as ' ee ' while ' two ' is ' er ' ...
Somehow i pity the brown people learning maths with ' satu ', ' dua ' and ' tiga ' ... Don't discriminate them!!

However, banana's maths is weaker ... why? because it too convenient! We never really understand the value of 1!
While we are learning 10 + 10 in formula, they are using abacus '' tak .. tak .. tak .. done !! ''
Then the calculator appears! we '' click click click '' v.s. '' tak tak tak '' ...
BUT, onces u reach high school ! You will notice the differences !! I'm not lying!!

Somehow the chinese are better in maths compare to banana AND 100% better than the brown people, so as the black people! Do u know that black people learn maths by raping? that's why their rap have good bits in the right timing!!
To differentiate a banana and a chinese is just simple, check out the speed of him/her wit a calculator!!

Note, if your chinese but your weak in both of them doesn't mean ur white nor black and certainly not a banana!, you are as dumb as a coconut!

Signed out by, Sam Wang

~ A Life as a Chinese People ~

Ever ask yourself that why are you born with a different tone color? Well, i am born with a brighter tone color, i'm born peach! Be grateful, u do know that you're not alone! China is full of chinese people, only few of them are darker in color, on the West are full of white people, that, i dun give a shit about.

According to history, Japanese are chinese people, so most of their language are on the chinese vocabulary book! dedicated by ... ME !! [ then that's official ]

Living as a chinese in my country is a big problem!!
Why?
because there are full of different parties here fighting for their own right!! Clear to see that all chinese people are discriminating the other races in the country i'm living in !!
As for the brown people ' indian ' are kicking back hanging their leg, watching the show of the chinese v.s the darker brown people !! ...

It's funny that no one dare to stood up and declare its over because .... you will get shoot down to your knees if you do!
there's too a new law that you'll get spank on the ass if you dare to talk about it, if you're not one of the government !
'' A rotan on the ass ''

What the F*ck .. are you serious?
We do have to realized that we live in a multi culture society!
Just like [ A Rojak] know? one of our country's delicacies !
There are brown crackers, white ... err something, and black sauce ! ... if some other stuff join in ! you'll be like ...
'' What the F*ck '' is this yellow stuff doing here? you ruined the taste !!

So people of my country, help me and help you,
Accept all the good starts, a happy ending and alot of bullshit right at the middle!!
Signing out from Sam Wang ....

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

~ Racist ~

Yea, when you look at the topic you can say i'm talking bout it, isit just me or is something wrong in this country.
When i was window shopping today, i saw a black people talking to a white people, they are chatting and all of a sudden i saw another white people fighting with another black people just by the corner .... what is wrong !!

It's just normal that less white people like to fight with their own race coz white people always say that they are right and other is wrong. As for the black people, they like to judge on the white people, that's what made the white people annoyed!

So lets do a little maths here '' conversation + sensitive topic x judgmental = no friends after the fight '' its just that simple.

You do know as a white people, we must accept what the black people say, if they say '' no '' then please dont say '' yes ''

When we white people are being like this, people are starting to say that we are racist !!

That's why we must be 1 big happy family you know? like a banana split ! with bananas + black cream + white cream !!
BTW banana is for someone like me '' yellow on the outside, white on the inside !! '' so lala Zai , damm !!

Of course white can never be black ! why ? ... to be black you need to learn how to rap and play basketball !! for a white, YOU CAN NEVER RAP LIKE A BLACK PEOPLE!!!
as for the black to white? you just have to stop eating beef !!

Oh yea i forgot about another thing, is another color in our country! ... i'm not saying much because onces i said it, i will have red and blue flashing light on my doorstep tasing my dog, i hope you know what color i'm talking about !!
Im not a racist coz i hate all races equally you know? just to be fair !!

Monday, November 8, 2010

~ Life ~

Life is hard, so as those people felt around me.
Unless your born rich, then the statement before will no apply!
I learn a lot of things everyday and experience the way of life,
pretending to have fun with a plastic smile on my cheek.

Predict the unexpected while grinding on happiness,
is my self encouragement that enrich me the knowledge i am able to grasp my hand on.

But, life like i know now is not as perfect as i know it would be,
living in a happy life enjoying the surroundings is just prove that oneself being childish.

As i began to realize it, it's provoking my self conscious!
I felt it as my life is better off if i end up in a comma.
Now, carrying my mother's hope and my father's desire to complete the missing puzzle pieces that's been lost 6 years ago

 and finally be what i want to be, which is myself.

Friday, November 5, 2010

~ People Irritates in Facebook ~

IDIOTIC COMMENTATORS !!! ~~>

Seriously, when i go through facebook ... i saw alot of crappy stuffs, when people comment .... criticisms happens, while the recipient begin to start cursing bad words on that one comment ~ seriously, why the hell did you giv a shit about when you dun giv a damm about that guy/bitch? Dun have to waste your time on correcting his/her comment so that the commentator follows how ya think! ... just ignore it! before the second stage arise!

Furthermore!! ~~>

The advance stage i'm taking about is ' bullshiting ' ... when this matter arise! it's gonna be awkward! Why you ask? because there will be comment which have a tons bunch of lies! ... that guy will bullshiting alot of crap out of no where ... (a.k.a. being childish)

The '' L's '' Way !!! ~~>

Then, there is the ' pre-mature stage ' ... this is one of the stage i hate the most! because one of your commenter will call u childish or ' little boy ' disparaging his previous comment is as just as childish! That's just being stupid! The most awkward situation was, he/she deleted his/her previous post be4 saying so ... LAME


The S2Pid ACTION TAKEN !! ~~>

Finally, the back stabbing stage (a.k.a. last stage) most of ya don't know this but once a bullshitter ends a comment conversation and found out that his/her lost it, they will immediately delete you from their friendlist ... so what?,  remember the comments you left in his post? ... yea! ... you cant write anything ANYMORE ! there will be a fucking loser joinin that post chat and spam with the bullshitter ! when this happens~ you will not be able to do anything besides cursing the 2 idiot there! .. U have LOST THE MATCH ! " Good Game ''

I experienced the info above ... who is the one that i had experienced with? how to say this ... MY EX- GIRLFRIEND !! THAT'S WHO !!