Thursday, January 5, 2012

Welcome to 2012 xD

OMG ... I'm back to my old abandon blog page xD




Here to say Happy New Year 2012 to myself and for those who read my BLOG .. 
I'm here to say Thank You xD ^^

Friday, January 28, 2011

~ HATERS !! ~

I felt sick !! ~ T.T yeap ... it's pretty sad !
Once stop writing ... No post viewers and a lot comments
Fine , once start writing ... i get head shot by dumplings =.=
As one said , when you have something in mind willing to share,
You will meet lovers and haters along the way ..

So , lovers .. of course its a no '' biggy '' , coz they motivates you !
But haters on the other hand .. they simply hate you

No no they're not angry of you
It's just cries of jealousy ... they are happy for you ...
Since we're doing our part '' comments will start flying ''
Especially negative ones .. So i classified H.A.T.E.R.S. as ..

H. Having
A. Anger
T. Towards
E. Everyone
R. Reaching
S. Success

Bear that in mind ...
haters are just miggets with a '' jealous '' pinecone hat
If you are a hater .. i look down on you ~.~

'' Sam Signing Out Bitches !! ''

Thursday, January 20, 2011

~ This is it , the apocalypse ! ~ CNY !


CHINESE NEW YEAR !!! ~
After all i have been through ! it's finally here ~ fireworks*
Nah .. it wasn't that great ~ great metaphor huh ? !
Chinese is going to celebrate chinese new year ..
You know what that means ? ..  Something red !
we gonna get alot of ..... ?!!
THATS RIGHT RED PACKETS !! ~
to spend on what ever f*ck we want ! ... !
'' i think i gonna buy a dildo for my girlfriend '' ... syke !
Nah ~ she got her own money ! i'm gonna spend mine on ~
Investment * yea ! what a man gonna do is what a man gonna do !
Earn for a living ... a better future for my son ~

Wait a minute ~ i don't have a son .. so i go adopt one !
I love children like how i love my pets ~
a total of 20+ hamsters , now left 5 .. c how much i luv them ?
I feed them with everything they like ~ what national geography told me ~
'' Hamster loves chillies !! '' 

I think i shall spend my $$$ on hookers bah ~ .. nah maybe not !
Waste only ... i too young for that ~.~ [ i'm obviously lying ! ]
So what to spend ? .. i cant make up my mind !
Do you know what to spend it on ? .. That's good !
As for those not chinese .. screw yourself ! ~ haha3
As for those half chinese .. get a chinese laid , and be a full !


GONG XI FAT CHAI ~ TO YOU AND UR FAMILY !!
SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES ONCES MORE !!

Monday, January 17, 2011

~ i'm back ~

Sup guys !! i'm back~  blogging ! ~ Thanks for those who read my page,
and those who ignore it , ur missing out the fun ! ...
What the heck [ face palm ] ...

Since's its a brand new start, mind as well have a brand new topic ...
Yes, i got this ... it's coming , it's coming ~ it came !!
The way to talk ! ~ discriminate, with a ticket out free !
* If he's furious , don't try this ~

FREN'' did you fart ? ... silent* ''
YOU  '' yea i did, it's part of life like excretion ,it's ok to fart ''
FREN'' that's gross man .. that stinks ''
'YOU '' oh really ?, your breath sticks .. can you stop breathing ? ''
[ now you made your opponent , a dimwit ! ]

See, you got away with that case ...
with a proper statement that's have nothing to do about it ...
Choose a statement out of the blue and enjoy the ride ...
Works for me every time during an awkward situation !!

Dun give a damm on what they think about you ..
** make sure you're the happy one !

SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES !! ~

Saturday, December 18, 2010

~ Exam is coming ~

 This is kind of serious ! ~
As 1 of the retarded china man in skool,
I don't know when is my exam ! ~ screwed =.=
Still ... my results ain't half bad .. its beyond worst !
'' sigh ... '' a sign of giving up ! 
What a good start ... =.= lmao ! '' what a loser ''



What can i do ? study real hard ? ...
i don't have the brain in education !
then most of you will ask the same f*cking question
'' what are you good at ? ''
What i'm good at ? .. is loitering a good example ?
'' Hell ya ... for me !! ''

Seriously , i'm gonna have my examination soon ...
Unprepared ! .. '' go prepare now b*tch '' ...
i know la ! ~ what to prepare for ? ... 
i got my stationary .. what else should i need ? !!
'' now you guys will give up on me '' ... holy lu ya !



Sam signing out bitches !!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

~ University s2pid service ~

My crazy post of them all !! ..
Sem registration in Universities ...
People always complaint over this matter .. why ?
Coz we love it ! ... NOT !,
This is one of the '' kanasai '' problem !!
it's an event to show how capable is your computer !

Tonight ... at 9 SHARP !
No one in my skool ... will play any games or pps ...
Even if you pay them to do it ...
All UTAR-ians had a PVP [ player vs player ] tonight ...
as for me ? ... i PK- ed ! [ player kill ] !!
Is the fight of the fittest ! ... survival match of the semester !
'' Subject Registration .. + timetable settings ... '' ROFL !

WTF .. is there such a bad edu system in Universities ?
They like to say this phrase ...
'' we let you arrange ur timetable , so you wont skip classes ''
How the f*ck ... are we gonna register limited unit of classes ! ..
'' Use your brains la !! '' .. log in early lo chinese boy
=.= ... you think those other student are clowns ?
never thought of that ? ... it's common sense la !! oi ! wake up please !!
We have to pick those available lauzy timing coz all are already taken !
'' that's your problem '' .... they said ! What the F*ck !
u wanna eat my fist ? ... or taste some '' popcorn ? ''

We went in their website [ my roomate and i ] ...
before doing anything !! ... we saw this garbage ! ...
'' sorry, there are too many demands at the period, please log in later ''
WTF was that ? !! ~ refresh ... get the same thing again !
Stay calm ... god bless you !!

finally got visual on the page ~ log in ... lag , then dc !
=.= '' lei lo mo ar '' [ your motha xxx ] ... f*ck la !! OIII !!
keep doin the same thing ... as last get to log in !! ~ wohoo !!
as happy as finishes downloading a porn movie !! ~ YES !!
Type in the unit subject and saw something horrible ...
more horrible than watching hugging '' gay ''
'' bullsh*t '' available time slot .. all good ones are taken ! WTF la !
'' Kanasai '' ... start cursing ! .. 

the worst part was ... a pop up
'' Sorry, u have clash with ur other time slot '' ... F*ck you !
How the f*ck can i pick another time slot if other are already taken !! ...
Change the time slot that i have picked lo ...
then that changed subject clash with my other subject !! ... =.= !!!

'' lei ko sei po kai ar '' ...
u wan me to clear all my time slot isit ? just to take 1 available time slot ?
omg omg omg !! redo the whole thing again !!

Good game sem3 ....

By the way .. i got my timetable ^^ ... it was incredible ! ..
just have to do a little trick up my sleeve and you got it !
more computer log in under my name = 100% get to register !

So .. Sam Signing out bull-motha sh*t bitches !!

Friday, December 10, 2010

~ You think i'm racist ?? ~

Again .. i have to mention this !
I'm '' not racist !! ''
I love all the race in the world ! .. in a return
I hate all of them equally !
It's not like i'm the only 1 idiot in the world who hate some race ...
Everyone does ! ..

Alright !Time to get serious ! serious ! ... 
When me and my friend drove to KL 2day ...
We encounter wit a matter during '' 1pm to 2pm '' on the way to FUN**
Guess what ? i think most of you guys know what time is it !
Yes ... it's what we call the '' praying time for the brown ''
As all of you know ... praying to good, and a normal thing to do !
But most of the ...
'' brown people '' love to do things in their own da*m way !

When their '' head '' got into the mosque, 
guess where they leave their '' butt '' ?
by the way ... '' butt '' as in their da*m vehicle !
I give you a clue ... it's a travel paths for cars !
On the da*m road !, THATS WHAT !! .. it's causing traffic jam man !!
You think ur time is precious ? My time is precious too !
I miss my da*m movie ! ... [ with a girl !! ]
'' But ... it doesn't really matter anyway, coz i know movie sux anyway ^^ ''
It's ok to park anywhere .. just don't park at my f*cking area !

I actually look at them as i pass by the road ... like a total mumbling sicko
'' Oi, bapa lu punye jalan ka ? '' ... and guess what ?
people just look at me, as in i'm crazy ! ...
and my chick asked .. '' dude, u racist ? ''
I'm not f*cking racist ok ! ... 
I'm just f*cking pissed off ! ... i don't hate the race !

I love the brown people ..
so as the other colors out there ! 

But seriously ! change your personality !! ...
and most of you guys will say ... '' dude, change your personality 1st !! ''
I don't mind to change mine ... but make sure they change theirs !

Sam signing out BITCHES !!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

~ Parents LOVE to lie on December ~

CAUTION ...
What is coming ?
That's right Christmas ...
Little kids now is going to buy chipsmore and HL milk
for the purpose ...
'' Santa Claus is coming to town ! ''


If ur old enough and pass puberty ,
You know that ' he ' is not real !
For those little kids ...
I'm going to ruined that NOW ..
 for the sake of the the entire world !


Santa is not real !
[ the future is in danger, if the generation now thinks santa is real ! ]

Those who leave out present for you on Christmas ..
Is not Santa ... Its your lying parents !
It's even a lie if your parents said that ..
'' It's true , santa leave those gifts ''
They lie to their kids ... !!
Even '' i '' lie to the 3 year olds that i'm santa
They so .. innocent , have some sympathy !

Well, parents only lie to you on Christmas !

So, as the old person said
'' Learn from the adults ''
Therefore, its ok to lie ! ..
But, only on Christmas of course !

Some parents just lie to you on xmas ..
Just for the sake because is Xmas
For no f*cking reason ! they just lie to you !

'' hey son , its xmas , tell me what you want ''
'' Daddy daddy !! i want a girlfriend !!  ''
'' go to your room right now !! u dirty mothaf*cka '' ...

See what i mean ? ... they like to lie !
they asked u what you wanted for Xmas and
BAMM ... u got a ruined Xmas ! before 25th Dec .. =.=

Merry Xmas ... in xactly 16 days !

So, Sam signing out bitches !

~ Multi culture society ~

Don't you dare say that out loud ...
Fine ... i won't say it !
You guys know what i'm saying ?
[ Malaysia is a a mixture of ... ]
Oreo .. 


'' Black biscuit + brown choco cream + white milk ! ''
1 Malaysia ?
Ok ~ i'm gonna get hit right now !
Seriously,  ISA in at my doorstep !

 Relate to the topic,
We live in a multi culture society
As 1 of the dimwit Chinese who ever lived 
I don't even understand 1 Chinese Vocab
Why ?  it's not because i'm dumb ...
It's coz i respect the black and the white ONLY
Ok , the following sentence will get me punched directly!
'' I hate Chinese , LOL xD ''

For 1 reason and 1 reason ONLY ! 
Which is Language !
As a Chinese myself, i have to deal with 2 type of language
Cantonese and Mandarin ....
What .. only 2 you ask ? Dude 2 language exceeded for 1 race !
Why don't the black speak Mandarin then ? 
Why only English ? =.=
The answer is easy ... Coz their smart ! 
Then how bout the Chinese ? ... huh ?
Coz we are xxxx ... [ i didn't say it >.< ]

I thought modern tech can help me in this matter ...

 
i had high hopes for google translate ... guess what i got ?
F*cked up translation ! that's what !

[ 猪会上树了] pig gas at the tree ? ... WTF ?? !
I don't make any sense at all ! ..
Pig gas ... at the tree ? ... F*ck you ! ... 
A f*cking pinata ?

My fart is your perfume ... u d*mm translator !
Heck no ! ... should i read it in Chinese to make sense ?
That's the f*cking problem ~ i don't know Chinese !
You make me repeat my sentence again ~
Do you understand english huh ? =.=

Directly point on what i should say ...
'' I'm not F*cking racist ! ''
So those who think i am .. snap it off !
You think i'm racist ?
then your racist !
I luv all races equally , and i hate them equally [ just to be fair ]
Be4 i sign out bitches .. i have 1 more thing to say ..


Do give me a smile or a hi5 when you meet me ..
Don't just stare at me and say '' hi ''
I'm a kind person ! i won't talk about races in front of you
coz it's awkward !
Sam Signing out Bitches !

Monday, December 6, 2010

~ Why spend time on Facebook ? ~


I kept questioning myself,
Why i kept spending time on facebook ...
most '' MOST '' chinese nowadays dun use facebook
to chat anymore
What they use for ?
Meeting friends ?
Heck no ... why do i say so ?
Coz most commonly they'll be friends 1st in real life be4 saying,
'' Add me in facebook '' ...

Ok ... get to your point !
'' what do i mean ? ''
What i meant was that we use facebook for ...
Online gaming !
that's right !
'' oh no .. i'm gonna feed my cow @.@ '' wtf ?
'' the crops gonna die ! must harvest 2day , exp la ! '' @@ ... lolx
= 3= ... speechless !! ...
fine ! harvest all you like !

Why do you guys spend time on such a needless game?
Do you earn for playing game like those ? NONE
Please guys ! u wanna earn ?
play smth like TERA Online !

You can even earn $$$$ in real life ...
I'm your greatest example ... >.< Slap
I deserve that =.= ... anyway !

As for girls ... dont u have time for makeup ?
Isn't cosmetic is ur life ?
y gaming ...
Is not that i say gaming is only for guys BUT,
Since girls are wasting so much time on beauty ...
now u have to waste time on gaming too ?
U wan all of ur ' bf ' out there waiting for u until ..
U finished feedin ur cow be4 a date ? ..

'' i'm ur greatest example, i waited ''
BUT that's not my point !

Unless ur fat and ugly,
because when ur fat and ugly ...
no body's gonna like u anyway !!
stay at home ...
haha3 ... '' not funny =.= ''
unless ur a fren of mine .. that i won't mind !

What's my point of view ?
facebook gaming is a waste of time ...
Unless your white or black ...
F*ck .. I'm not helping you ... ur white !
and for the black, '' speechless ''.. that's pretty raciest '' i'm sry ''
So, for all you people out there !
stop gaming ! spend more time on ..
Something else ~ i don't know zZ =.=

Twitter ? [ s2pid answer ]
... Anything besides facebook games !
'' Restaurant city is exceptional xP ''
coz u just click and exit .. no time wasted !

... or get urself a hobby !!
'' teasing a friend in facebook '' is not a hobby !!
'' Chatting in facebook '' is not a hobby either
nor, ''wasting time in facebook '' =.= LOL !!

Bye Bye,
Sam Signing out Bitches

Friday, December 3, 2010

~ Fishing trip with my family !! ~

Gonna go fishing , gonna go fishing !!..
gonna go ...
I dun wanna repeat myself,
But, ..
With my family !!
yea .. yea !
daddy have time 2 spend wit us ! ...
yea .. yea !
Beside's gaming ...
oh no !! ..
haha3 !!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

~ Is it wrong to do all the work ? ~

Ok ..
i dunno how 2 put this but,
When we are assign to do a work,
especially in a group
I got this kind of ignorant and sarcastic people around me...
Saying tons of crap ... 
how do i classified them .. err
Annoying people !
that's right ! ...
See here's the thing , in group work 
They love to do most of their work in their own way ..
So,
if no one is doing the work , 
Who will be working for the team ? .. 
A heart risked terrorist like myself ..

and guess what ?
When i work on hard , i got comments ...
Saying bout what ?
bullshyt comments ! 
What the f*ck was that ... huh ?

My team was stalling the time, no ideas generated !
So what to do ?
i do it individually lo !
Ok .. but what about them ?
i'm not cold blooded, so ...
i include them in too !

Editing, i did all
subtitle, i did all myself,
ideas generated myself .. what they help me ?
short video clips ! total not above 3 mins !
ok stress ! what to do ?
talk about it !
15 mins ! .. GG,
but i still did it ..

Is not like i didn't warn them ..
In the matter of fact , i did !!
To make it more interesting
i'm not even the leader ...
so ... Who is the leader ?
A person saying
'' i'm busy with my work ''
'' dun stress, i have 5 subjects and you have 4 ''
i really wanna show him a ..
Thumbs up ! ...

As we hand in the assignment,
my team mate start to complain ..
i did what they ask and still i got criticized
why ? coz this is not what they hope for
... Do you think i have the time to think like you guys ? ...
You so smart ... do yourself at the 1st place !

Now ...
This is the funny part ! .. 
When their friend or someone i don't care about
saw the result ..
A lot of bullshyt comments is given ...
saying what ?
bad things about me !
isn't it obvious ?

Why is that so ?
Coz i'm the only one doing all the work
suan ... i'm fine with that, THEN WHAT ?
They start to gossip behind my back !
Guys being b*tches ..
and girls ... er, some are bitches !

Fine ... 
i can deal with it ..
coz most of them i don't really care about ..
Why should i waste all my time explaining to them ?
They're not gonna help me anyway ... so ?
IGNORE IGNORE ... IGNORE !!
Say what huh .. ignore lo!
they just like to say things out loud ..
Like totally ... f*ck , that's what !
I'm being selfish ?
Call them to redo the assignment lo,
As for the complete assignment,
Credit it with MY NAME !

SETTLE !! ~
SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES !!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

~ Computer Assignment ? ~


If you guys are in the same University with me, 
You know what am i talking about ...
It's f*cking funny ... we got an assignment 
Not in Writing form but in a video form ...
I was spazzing out the 1st time ..

Then the topic given was 
' life without technology ' ... what the f*ck was that ?
End of the world 2 ?
I don't even think that ' THAT ' is a topic ...
It's such a f*cking @ss topic !
Guess what ? i ends up doing it ... 
of course the result was =.=
NOT TOO BAD ! ...

During the assignment, ideas kept flying out of my head ...
BUT none of them are in the video ... 
so i'm gonna say it out here instead ?
You wanna know what i did ? 
WHAT ! u REALLY WANNA KNOW ?
NO WAY !!
You think u have a mountain size chest,
u can get a my idea scott free ? 
fat f*cking chance !! ... 

but i'm gonna tell you guys 1 idea that's not in the vid

Without Tech .. 
how the f*ck security detect explosives ?
how the heck ...

Guys ... dude , its pretty gay for the TSA agents =.=


they gonna touch u like there's no 2molo !
they are going to touch ur sausage,
like they're preparing for breakfast !!

 What happen if woman ?

WHERE THE woman gonna hide explosive ?
at the bun buN ??
how the f*ck is a woman gonna have explosive at the bun bun ?
Ask them ... dun ask me ! ... f*ck

I dun think for you , ur chinese .. 
If your not ... shut up and read !!

 OK fine .. no tech .. physical check ! 
show me the damm room where i get my body checked ...
for explosive =.=  rofl !

No worry if ur black people,
u gonna walk straight in that room ...
with a 9 inch ding dong !
wow, shyt dun mess with that guy ..
You wanna humiliate all the china man out there huh ?
they gonna walk in there with a 2 inch mini meat d*ck ...
haha3 .. look at the size of that !!
 ... haha3  ' that's not funny ' =.=

F*ck ... im not chinese ! i'm asian !
mine is as long as A-Z at the keyboard ..
=.= ... nevermind !

Fine ! happy for tech ? 
U do know 1 day there are alot people got their balls fried ...
Why ? 
they get electrocuted when making mash potato ! 
 stupid losers !


Then whay happen to he old people then huh ?
They got stroke while watching Twilight eclipse !! .. f*ck !
Coz the movie is too horrible !! ...
if there's no tech ,
Old people have longer life spans ...
coz there will be no horrible movies on theater !


Twilight eclipse .. =.= f*ck
The strongest vampire is a migget !! ...
She's so small, even my dog can crush her !
old people laugh to death

have some sympathy !!
Those twilight fans ... f*ck off !! ..

Sam signing out BITCHES !!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

~ New updates on ANIME ~

Seriously, 
i don't simply recommend people to watch anime
that ain't interesting BUT,
This is a must watch ! and it's really good !

Air gear season 2 started with OVA just came out today ! 
As the 1st person in Msia to watch it, 
i wan you guys to watch it as well
Its freaking awesome ! the stunts are unbelievable !
You can even see tricks that ain't shown in season 1 but in manga !
Im deadly serious that, 
watching and reading have 2 entire whole new experience !!

Watching is gives you the ' boomin ' feel ya know !
As a roller blader as myself, 
this anime is certainty on my list !

A MUST WATCH !
[ I'm siding with genesis !!, sleeping forest is going down !! ]

Sam signing of bitches !!

Monday, November 22, 2010

~ Point of View ~

[ Sarcastic ]

I'm focusing on this issue today ..
Its a topic of great importance ...

If you understand this then, your live will not be filled with 
sarcastism and discriminations ..
How can it be done you ask ? .. it's quite simple

You see this,
people usually talks about how great they understand related to that topic
BUT, for a person like yourself,
understand it in your own specific way is different ...
[ That's what make us special ]

So, why do you bother to explain to ' that ' person on how you think ?
Since he have his own way of understanding it ...

[ Sarcasm as a gift ]

It's so true, being someone with different thought means,
 you have a different characteristic
Therefore, its just natural that you think this way
Is a gift from our creator !

If you do continue with the argument ...
There are no benefits gain for the both of you,
You will too look like an idiot
 to the other people who is listen to your argument
So, you think is good to argue ? I don't think so ...

Most of the people out there, win is everything ...
what we think of it is that those person are proud of themselves ...
[ for me, they are just bunch of ignorant childish brats ]
See, my own personal point of view ... what do you think bout me ?


Don't answer that question '' its a Rhetorical question !! ''

The main thing i wanna say is '' Trust and have faith on yourself ''
That's what made us human different !!

[ Is just tha matter of fact on how you think ]
Opportunity comes in every corner

If there's an opposite gender thinking same as you .. ' that ' person is certainly ...
YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND / WIFE !! 
Love is a special thing !!


Sam signing out bitches !!


Sunday, November 21, 2010

~ Facebook games ~

[ Facebook Trademark logo ]

Seriously, people nowadays edited to facebook gaming ..
Everyday .. where ever i go, i see adult, teens, and small kids
Rushing to get those bonus inside the game ...

Who am i to talk if i don't experience the game myself ...
I confess i'm one of those teens too =.=
But, i know my limits, not like those people ...
What's so good about those games anyway?

[ Country Story ]

I go shoppin with my friend the other day,
During that shoppin happy period, he ask me for my laptop ...
Guess what he do with it? not msn chat, not bloggin ...
Not even for Call of Duty Black Ops !!!! OMG OMG !!

For facebook mini- gaming ' country story '
Feeding cow .. wtf ?

[ CALL of DUTY : BLACK OPS ]
[ The game came out 2 week ago .. do try it out ]
[ RECOMMENDED TO YOU FACEBOOK PEOPLE ]

There's even student in college, during lecture
Log in facebook ... feed chicken =.= ...
Everyone got game edited ...
Why not socially edited like me ?? =.= ...
[ You guys might be thinkin, why you compare other ? ]
What you thinkin now, is wrong ... i am a human just like you
You think that way means you are judging yourself instead of me ...

Well, gaming is good BUT not all the time ...
For those poker fans, add me ... ^^
Most of the gaming time you spend during lecture, annoys people ...
and really hoping that you would lose =.= ... coz we're not the one playing zz
Don't dare to try it with me zzz

[ THIS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE IF YOU CONTINUE ]

If your good looking thats fine ..
If your not ... you will seriously be like him !

My final words are ... try not to get so obsessed with those games ...
1 day without feedin the damn cow .. it won't die
But, 1 day you never feed yourself ... you WILL DIE !!
So, peace off !!

Signing out by Sam to BITCHES !!
[ With credit help from facebook ^^ ]

Saturday, November 20, 2010

~ Cantonese is a STRONG language ~

Do you know that cantonese is such a strong language?
Im here hereby declare that it is !
When Sam say it, its official !!

Alright , back to business ...
Learning cantonese is an easy task to do ...
But applying it, its challenging ...
Living as a chinese with asian blood runnin in my vein is not easy!
Likewise chatting in cantonese and mandrin ? its hard !

See, when you chat cantonese in skool, its not wrong ...
But in front of a lecturer .. its wrong [ What tha F*ck ]
Especially those strict ones ...
Those 'predators' use their glare at you,
its so scary that you might piss in your pants
what can you do?

learn from me ... say something like

[ '' Lei - ko - sei - po - kai , mong - mat - chat'' ] ..
there you go .... nailed it !~
The proper translation will be
'' you blady bastard , what you looking at ''
Be sure to say it in an angry tone
and point at them with your finger
'' you can show the [f*ck] sign, i dun mind !!
[ or this will not work ] .... =P

Next is the phrase
[ '' Deng - lei - ko - fai ''] ..
This i really recommend you to use it because ...
it works on EVERYTHING!!
When u are pissed, when u cant answer ur exam question, or anything !
I dun think you need the translation for this ...
do try it with a chinese friend
You will know what the phrase mean ^^ ..
and agree that ' its very very useful '

~ Awkward Situation~

Well, you can obviously see what i wrote in the main topic ..
It got me thinking ya know, being awkward is just ....
how does it feel?

I'm shopping the other day and this 'thing' happen ...
We were havin a nice conversation until an unknown person sat next to us
He did not say anything, just sat there with a burger in his hand
We continue to chat until ....
That blady guy fart out loud ... awkward
We went completely silent, and started to stare at him
He completely ignore us ...
Then my friend stood up, stand beside him and said
' Do you have any manners? '
I was shock at the beginning,
Totally never expected to see that comming
That guy complete , i mean completely ignore my friend
Then, i stood up and call her back ..

My friend just look at him, 
That poor guy, he didn't know what's hitting him
Then, that guy stood up and gave my friend a smile ... awkward
We just stare at that guy ..
When he turn his back on us, my friend got angry
' She said something that shouldn't be said '
Still nothing happen ...awkward
Everyone just look at her, she was really angry ... i sense her rage

Then, that guy leave without paying,
the alarm set off
The employees working there chase after him
He totally ignore that chaos situation .. we thought he was OKU
Guess what? at the very last moment we notice that
THAT GUY IS DEAF !! ...

Monday, November 15, 2010

~ Chinese guys are hot tempered ! ~



i onces ask myself about this question and i confirm it to be true today !!
Boy really hates annoying bitches !!...
Now i question myself on this '' why do bitches always have to be bitches? ''
Its so freaking annoying you know .. everywhere i go, or what i do... SHE'S THERE !!
The worst part is when she's being a bitch !! .. guys can never win an argument
Its so freaking annoying !!
When a bitch being a bitch ... there's no way to win
She will always be right ... 
Guys, better run away bah .. escape ! let them self destruct



Suan ... i know myself better than anyone else .. 
I'm good in provoking and charming
Its just obvious once a person hears me out .. they like it just to be
They just got high hopes for me ... WTF ? i dun wan to be that something, i wan to be a nothing!
Ideas are given freely but relying on me without doing anythin ? that's just an assho*e
At least say something for me to make sure that ur still alive ... 
CAN U JUST DO THAT ? !!
Saying is believing ... what bullshit is that ?
If you just believe on what a peson have to say ... ur just stupid
never use own sense to trust it onot ...

Thursday, November 11, 2010

~ Numbers , numbers and more Numbers ~

Today, i saw the most numerical alphabets dancing around my exam sheet smile and giggling at me, its just normal for someone like me, but the main problem is that this scenario happens when i was having my financial examination!

I was flinched and stunned when i saw the paper! the most number of time i wrote the ' PV ' and ( 1 + i ) in my entire life! .. the formula is horrible, made the solution impossible where i will be in trouble when i show my result to my dad .. oh oo ..

Ever heard something bout differentiation in Additional maths? well, i am studying that topic in my General maths, the most advance level where u can differentiate it more than just mere one time ! it's driving me nuts !! [ d/dx ] please dun bully me anymore! i'm terrified !!