~ Exam is coming ~

 This is kind of serious ! ~

As 1 of the retarded china man in skool,

I don't know when is my exam ! ~ screwed =.=

Still ... my results ain't half bad .. its beyond worst !

'' sigh ... '' a sign of giving up ! 

What a good start ... =.= lmao ! '' what a loser ''

What can i do ? study real hard ? ...

i don't have the brain in education !

then most of you will ask the same f*cking question

'' what are you good at ? ''

What i'm good at ? .. is loitering a good example ?

'' Hell ya ... for me !! ''

Seriously , i'm gonna have my examination soon ...

Unprepared ! .. '' go prepare now b*tch '' ...

i know la ! ~ what to prepare for ? ... 

i got my stationary .. what else should i need ? !!

'' now you guys will give up on me '' ... holy lu ya !

Sam signing out bitches !!

~ University s2pid service ~

My crazy post of them all !! ..
Sem registration in Universities ...
People always complaint over this matter .. why ?
Coz we love it ! ... NOT !,
This is one of the '' kanasai '' problem !!
it's an event to show how capable is your computer !

Tonight ... at 9 SHARP !
No one in my skool ... will play any games or pps ...
Even if you pay them to do it ...
All UTAR-ians had a PVP [ player vs player ] tonight ...
as for me ? ... i PK- ed ! [ player kill ] !!
Is the fight of the fittest ! ... survival match of the semester !
'' Subject Registration .. + timetable settings ... '' ROFL !

WTF .. is there such a bad edu system in Universities ?
They like to say this phrase ...
'' we let you arrange ur timetable , so you wont skip classes ''
How the f*ck ... are we gonna register limited unit of classes ! ..
'' Use your brains la !! '' .. log in early lo chinese boy
=.= ... you think those other student are clowns ?
never thought of that ? ... it's common sense la !! oi ! wake up please !!
We have to pick those available lauzy timing coz all are already taken !
'' that's your problem '' .... they said ! What the F*ck !
u wanna eat my fist ? ... or taste some '' popcorn ? ''

We went in their website [ my roomate and i ] ...
before doing anything !! ... we saw this garbage ! ...
'' sorry, there are too many demands at the period, please log in later ''
WTF was that ? !! ~ refresh ... get the same thing again !
Stay calm ... god bless you !!

finally got visual on the page ~ log in ... lag , then dc !
=.= '' lei lo mo ar '' [ your motha xxx ] ... f*ck la !! OIII !!
keep doin the same thing ... as last get to log in !! ~ wohoo !!
as happy as finishes downloading a porn movie !! ~ YES !!
Type in the unit subject and saw something horrible ...
more horrible than watching hugging '' gay ''
'' bullsh*t '' available time slot .. all good ones are taken ! WTF la !
'' Kanasai '' ... start cursing ! .. 

the worst part was ... a pop up
'' Sorry, u have clash with ur other time slot '' ... F*ck you !
How the f*ck can i pick another time slot if other are already taken !! ...
Change the time slot that i have picked lo ...
then that changed subject clash with my other subject !! ... =.= !!!

'' lei ko sei po kai ar '' ...
u wan me to clear all my time slot isit ? just to take 1 available time slot ?
omg omg omg !! redo the whole thing again !!

Good game sem3 ....

By the way .. i got my timetable ^^ ... it was incredible ! ..
just have to do a little trick up my sleeve and you got it !
more computer log in under my name = 100% get to register !

So .. Sam Signing out bull-motha sh*t bitches !!

~ You think i'm racist ?? ~

Again .. i have to mention this !

I'm '' not racist !! ''

I love all the race in the world ! .. in a return

I hate all of them equally !

It's not like i'm the only 1 idiot in the world who hate some race ...

Everyone does ! ..

Alright !Time to get serious ! serious ! ... 

When me and my friend drove to KL 2day ...

We encounter wit a matter during '' 1pm to 2pm '' on the way to FUN**

Guess what ? i think most of you guys know what time is it !

Yes ... it's what we call the '' praying time for the brown ''

As all of you know ... praying to good, and a normal thing to do !

But most of the ...

'' brown people '' love to do things in their own da*m way !

When their '' head '' got into the mosque, 
guess where they leave their '' butt '' ?

by the way ... '' butt '' as in their da*m vehicle !

I give you a clue ... it's a travel paths for cars !

On the da*m road !, THATS WHAT !! .. it's causing traffic jam man !!

You think ur time is precious ? My time is precious too !

I miss my da*m movie ! ... [ with a girl !! ]
'' But ... it doesn't really matter anyway, coz i know movie sux anyway ^^ ''
It's ok to park anywhere .. just don't park at my f*cking area !

I actually look at them as i pass by the road ... like a total mumbling sicko

'' Oi, bapa lu punye jalan ka ? '' ... and guess what ?

people just look at me, as in i'm crazy ! ...

and my chick asked .. '' dude, u racist ? ''

I'm not f*cking racist ok ! ... 

I'm just f*cking pissed off ! ... i don't hate the race !

I love the brown people ..

so as the other colors out there ! 

But seriously ! change your personality !! ...

and most of you guys will say ... '' dude, change your personality 1st !! ''

I don't mind to change mine ... but make sure they change theirs !

Sam signing out BITCHES !!

~ Parents LOVE to lie on December ~

CAUTION ...
What is coming ?
That's right Christmas ...
Little kids now is going to buy chipsmore and HL milk
for the purpose ...
'' Santa Claus is coming to town ! ''

If ur old enough and pass puberty ,
You know that ' he ' is not real !
For those little kids ...
I'm going to ruined that NOW ..
 for the sake of the the entire world !

Santa is not real !
[ the future is in danger, if the generation now thinks santa is real ! ]

Those who leave out present for you on Christmas ..
Is not Santa ... Its your lying parents !
It's even a lie if your parents said that ..
'' It's true , santa leave those gifts ''
They lie to their kids ... !!
Even '' i '' lie to the 3 year olds that i'm santa
They so .. innocent , have some sympathy !

Well, parents only lie to you on Christmas !

So, as the old person said
'' Learn from the adults ''
Therefore, its ok to lie ! ..
But, only on Christmas of course !

Some parents just lie to you on xmas ..
Just for the sake because is Xmas
For no f*cking reason ! they just lie to you !

'' hey son , its xmas , tell me what you want ''
'' Daddy daddy !! i want a girlfriend !!  ''
'' go to your room right now !! u dirty mothaf*cka '' ...

See what i mean ? ... they like to lie !
they asked u what you wanted for Xmas and
BAMM ... u got a ruined Xmas ! before 25th Dec .. =.=

Merry Xmas ... in xactly 16 days !

So, Sam signing out bitches !

~ Multi culture society ~

Don't you dare say that out loud ...

Fine ... i won't say it !

You guys know what i'm saying ?

[ Malaysia is a a mixture of ... ]

Oreo .. 

'' Black biscuit + brown choco cream + white milk ! ''

1 Malaysia ?

Ok ~ i'm gonna get hit right now !

Seriously,  ISA in at my doorstep !

 Relate to the topic,

We live in a multi culture society

As 1 of the dimwit Chinese who ever lived 

I don't even understand 1 Chinese Vocab

Why ?  it's not because i'm dumb ...

It's coz i respect the black and the white ONLY

Ok , the following sentence will get me punched directly!

'' I hate Chinese , LOL xD ''

For 1 reason and 1 reason ONLY ! 

Which is Language !

As a Chinese myself, i have to deal with 2 type of language

Cantonese and Mandarin ....

What .. only 2 you ask ? Dude 2 language exceeded for 1 race !

Why don't the black speak Mandarin then ? 

Why only English ? =.=

The answer is easy ... Coz their smart ! 

Then how bout the Chinese ? ... huh ?

Coz we are xxxx ... [ i didn't say it >.< ]

I thought modern tech can help me in this matter ...

 

i had high hopes for google translate ... guess what i got ?

F*cked up translation ! that's what !

[ 猪会上树了] pig gas at the tree ? ... WTF ?? !

I don't make any sense at all ! ..

Pig gas ... at the tree ? ... F*ck you ! ... 

A f*cking pinata ?

My fart is your perfume ... u d*mm translator !

Heck no ! ... should i read it in Chinese to make sense ?

That's the f*cking problem ~ i don't know Chinese !

You make me repeat my sentence again ~

Do you understand english huh ? =.=

Directly point on what i should say ...

'' I'm not F*cking racist ! ''

So those who think i am .. snap it off !

You think i'm racist ?

then your racist !

I luv all races equally , and i hate them equally [ just to be fair ]

Be4 i sign out bitches .. i have 1 more thing to say ..

Do give me a smile or a hi5 when you meet me ..

Don't just stare at me and say '' hi ''

I'm a kind person ! i won't talk about races in front of you

coz it's awkward !

Sam Signing out Bitches !

~ Why spend time on Facebook ? ~

I kept questioning myself,

Why i kept spending time on facebook ...

most '' MOST '' chinese nowadays dun use facebook

to chat anymore

What they use for ?

Meeting friends ?

Heck no ... why do i say so ?

Coz most commonly they'll be friends 1st in real life be4 saying,

'' Add me in facebook '' ...

Ok ... get to your point !

'' what do i mean ? ''

What i meant was that we use facebook for ...

Online gaming !

that's right !

'' oh no .. i'm gonna feed my cow @.@ '' wtf ?

'' the crops gonna die ! must harvest 2day , exp la ! '' @@ ... lolx

= 3= ... speechless !! ...

fine ! harvest all you like !

Why do you guys spend time on such a needless game?

Do you earn for playing game like those ? NONE

Please guys ! u wanna earn ?

play smth like TERA Online !

You can even earn $$$$ in real life ...

I'm your greatest example ... >.< Slap

I deserve that =.= ... anyway !

As for girls ... dont u have time for makeup ?

Isn't cosmetic is ur life ?
y gaming ...

Is not that i say gaming is only for guys BUT,

Since girls are wasting so much time on beauty ...

now u have to waste time on gaming too ?

U wan all of ur ' bf ' out there waiting for u until ..

U finished feedin ur cow be4 a date ? ..

'' i'm ur greatest example, i waited ''

BUT that's not my point !

Unless ur fat and ugly,
because when ur fat and ugly ...
no body's gonna like u anyway !!
stay at home ...
haha3 ... '' not funny =.= ''
unless ur a fren of mine .. that i won't mind !

What's my point of view ?

facebook gaming is a waste of time ...

Unless your white or black ...

F*ck .. I'm not helping you ... ur white !

and for the black, '' speechless ''.. that's pretty raciest '' i'm sry ''

So, for all you people out there !
stop gaming ! spend more time on ..

Something else ~ i don't know zZ =.=

Twitter ? [ s2pid answer ]

... Anything besides facebook games !
'' Restaurant city is exceptional xP ''
coz u just click and exit .. no time wasted !

... or get urself a hobby !!

'' teasing a friend in facebook '' is not a hobby !!

'' Chatting in facebook '' is not a hobby either

nor, ''wasting time in facebook '' =.= LOL !!

Bye Bye,

Sam Signing out Bitches

~ Fishing trip with my family !! ~

Gonna go fishing , gonna go fishing !!..

gonna go ...

I dun wanna repeat myself,

But, ..

With my family !!

yea .. yea !

daddy have time 2 spend wit us ! ...

yea .. yea !

Beside's gaming ...

oh no !! ..

haha3 !!

~ Is it wrong to do all the work ? ~

Ok ..
i dunno how 2 put this but,

When we are assign to do a work,

especially in a group

I got this kind of ignorant and sarcastic people around me...

Saying tons of crap ... 

how do i classified them .. err

Annoying people !
that's right ! ...

See here's the thing , in group work 

They love to do most of their work in their own way ..

So,
if no one is doing the work , 

Who will be working for the team ? .. 

A heart risked terrorist like myself ..

and guess what ?

When i work on hard , i got comments ...

Saying bout what ?
bullshyt comments ! 

What the f*ck was that ... huh ?

My team was stalling the time, no ideas generated !

So what to do ?
i do it individually lo !

Ok .. but what about them ?
i'm not cold blooded, so ...
i include them in too !

Editing, i did all
subtitle, i did all myself,
ideas generated myself .. what they help me ?
short video clips ! total not above 3 mins !
ok stress ! what to do ?
talk about it !
15 mins ! .. GG,
but i still did it ..

Is not like i didn't warn them ..
In the matter of fact , i did !!
To make it more interesting
i'm not even the leader ...

so ... Who is the leader ?
A person saying
'' i'm busy with my work ''
'' dun stress, i have 5 subjects and you have 4 ''
i really wanna show him a ..
Thumbs up ! ...

As we hand in the assignment,
my team mate start to complain ..
i did what they ask and still i got criticized
why ? coz this is not what they hope for
... Do you think i have the time to think like you guys ? ...
You so smart ... do yourself at the 1st place !

Now ...
This is the funny part ! .. 

When their friend or someone i don't care about
saw the result ..

A lot of bullshyt comments is given ...
saying what ?

bad things about me !
isn't it obvious ?

Why is that so ?
Coz i'm the only one doing all the work
suan ... i'm fine with that, THEN WHAT ?
They start to gossip behind my back !
Guys being b*tches ..
and girls ... er, some are bitches !

Fine ... 

i can deal with it ..
coz most of them i don't really care about ..

Why should i waste all my time explaining to them ?

They're not gonna help me anyway ... so ?

IGNORE IGNORE ... IGNORE !!

Say what huh .. ignore lo!
they just like to say things out loud ..

Like totally ... f*ck , that's what !
I'm being selfish ?
Call them to redo the assignment lo,
As for the complete assignment,
Credit it with MY NAME !

SETTLE !! ~
SAM SIGNING OUT BITCHES !!

~ Computer Assignment ? ~

If you guys are in the same University with me, 

You know what am i talking about ...

It's f*cking funny ... we got an assignment 

Not in Writing form but in a video form ...

I was spazzing out the 1st time ..

Then the topic given was 

' life without technology ' ... what the f*ck was that ?

End of the world 2 ?

I don't even think that ' THAT ' is a topic ...

It's such a f*cking @ss topic !

Guess what ? i ends up doing it ... 

of course the result was =.=

NOT TOO BAD ! ...

During the assignment, ideas kept flying out of my head ...

BUT none of them are in the video ... 

so i'm gonna say it out here instead ?

You wanna know what i did ? 
WHAT ! u REALLY WANNA KNOW ?
NO WAY !!

You think u have a mountain size chest,

u can get a my idea scott free ? 

fat f*cking chance !! ... 

but i'm gonna tell you guys 1 idea that's not in the vid

Without Tech .. 

how the f*ck security detect explosives ?

how the heck ...

Guys ... dude , its pretty gay for the TSA agents =.=

they gonna touch u like there's no 2molo !

they are going to touch ur sausage,

like they're preparing for breakfast !!

 What happen if woman ?

WHERE THE woman gonna hide explosive ?
at the bun buN ??

how the f*ck is a woman gonna have explosive at the bun bun ?

Ask them ... dun ask me ! ... f*ck

I dun think for you , ur chinese .. 

If your not ... shut up and read !!

 OK fine .. no tech .. physical check ! 

show me the damm room where i get my body checked ...

for explosive =.=  rofl !

No worry if ur black people,
u gonna walk straight in that room ...

with a 9 inch ding dong !
wow, shyt dun mess with that guy ..

You wanna humiliate all the china man out there huh ?

they gonna walk in there with a 2 inch mini meat d*ck ...
haha3 .. look at the size of that !!
 ... haha3  ' that's not funny ' =.=

F*ck ... im not chinese ! i'm asian !
mine is as long as A-Z at the keyboard ..
=.= ... nevermind !

Fine ! happy for tech ? 

U do know 1 day there are alot people got their balls fried ...

Why ? 

they get electrocuted when making mash potato ! 

 stupid losers !

Then whay happen to he old people then huh ?

They got stroke while watching Twilight eclipse !! .. f*ck !

Coz the movie is too horrible !! ...
if there's no tech ,
Old people have longer life spans ...
coz there will be no horrible movies on theater !

Twilight eclipse .. =.= f*ck

The strongest vampire is a migget !! ...
She's so small, even my dog can crush her !

old people laugh to death

have some sympathy !!

Those twilight fans ... f*ck off !! ..

Sam signing out BITCHES !!

~ New updates on ANIME ~

Seriously, 

i don't simply recommend people to watch anime

that ain't interesting BUT,

This is a must watch ! and it's really good !

Air gear season 2 started with OVA just came out today ! 

As the 1st person in Msia to watch it, 

i wan you guys to watch it as well

Its freaking awesome ! the stunts are unbelievable !

You can even see tricks that ain't shown in season 1 but in manga !

Im deadly serious that, 

watching and reading have 2 entire whole new experience !!

Watching is gives you the ' boomin ' feel ya know !

As a roller blader as myself, 

this anime is certainty on my list !

A MUST WATCH !

[ I'm siding with genesis !!, sleeping forest is going down !! ]

Sam signing of bitches !!

~ Point of View ~

[ Sarcastic ]

I'm focusing on this issue today ..

Its a topic of great importance ...

If you understand this then, your live will not be filled with 

sarcastism and discriminations ..

How can it be done you ask ? .. it's quite simple

You see this,
people usually talks about how great they understand related to that topic

BUT, for a person like yourself,
understand it in your own specific way is different ...
[ That's what make us special ]

So, why do you bother to explain to ' that ' person on how you think ?

Since he have his own way of understanding it ...

[ Sarcasm as a gift ]

It's so true, being someone with different thought means,
 you have a different characteristic

Therefore, its just natural that you think this way

Is a gift from our creator !

If you do continue with the argument ...

There are no benefits gain for the both of you,

You will too look like an idiot
 to the other people who is listen to your argument

So, you think is good to argue ? I don't think so ...

Most of the people out there, win is everything ...

what we think of it is that those person are proud of themselves ...

[ for me, they are just bunch of ignorant childish brats ]

See, my own personal point of view ... what do you think bout me ?

Don't answer that question '' its a Rhetorical question !! ''

The main thing i wanna say is '' Trust and have faith on yourself ''

That's what made us human different !!

[ Is just tha matter of fact on how you think ]

Opportunity comes in every corner

If there's an opposite gender thinking same as you .. ' that ' person is certainly ...

YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND / WIFE !! 

Love is a special thing !!


Sam signing out bitches !!

~ Facebook games ~

[ Facebook Trademark logo ]

Seriously, people nowadays edited to facebook gaming ..

Everyday .. where ever i go, i see adult, teens, and small kids

Rushing to get those bonus inside the game ...

Who am i to talk if i don't experience the game myself ...

I confess i'm one of those teens too =.=

But, i know my limits, not like those people ...

What's so good about those games anyway?

[ Country Story ]

I go shoppin with my friend the other day,

During that shoppin happy period, he ask me for my laptop ...

Guess what he do with it? not msn chat, not bloggin ...

Not even for Call of Duty Black Ops !!!! OMG OMG !!

For facebook mini- gaming ' country story '

Feeding cow .. wtf ?

[ CALL of DUTY : BLACK OPS ]
[ The game came out 2 week ago .. do try it out ]

[ RECOMMENDED TO YOU FACEBOOK PEOPLE ]

There's even student in college, during lecture

Log in facebook ... feed chicken =.= ...

Everyone got game edited ...

Why not socially edited like me ?? =.= ...

[ You guys might be thinkin, why you compare other ? ]

What you thinkin now, is wrong ... i am a human just like you

You think that way means you are judging yourself instead of me ...

Well, gaming is good BUT not all the time ...

For those poker fans, add me ... ^^

Most of the gaming time you spend during lecture, annoys people ...

and really hoping that you would lose =.= ... coz we're not the one playing zz

Don't dare to try it with me zzz

[ THIS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE IF YOU CONTINUE ]

If your good looking thats fine ..

If your not ... you will seriously be like him !

My final words are ... try not to get so obsessed with those games ...

1 day without feedin the damn cow .. it won't die

But, 1 day you never feed yourself ... you WILL DIE !!

So, peace off !!

Signing out by Sam to BITCHES !!
[ With credit help from facebook ^^ ]

~ Cantonese is a STRONG language ~

Do you know that cantonese is such a strong language?

Im here hereby declare that it is !

When Sam say it, its official !!

Alright , back to business ...

Learning cantonese is an easy task to do ...

But applying it, its challenging ...

Living as a chinese with asian blood runnin in my vein is not easy!

Likewise chatting in cantonese and mandrin ? its hard !

See, when you chat cantonese in skool, its not wrong ...

But in front of a lecturer .. its wrong [ What tha F*ck ]

Especially those strict ones ...

Those 'predators' use their glare at you,

its so scary that you might piss in your pants

what can you do?

learn from me ... say something like

[ '' Lei - ko - sei - po - kai , mong - mat - chat'' ] ..

there you go .... nailed it !~

The proper translation will be

'' you blady bastard , what you looking at ''

Be sure to say it in an angry tone

and point at them with your finger

'' you can show the [f*ck] sign, i dun mind !!

[ or this will not work ] .... =P

Next is the phrase

[ '' Deng - lei - ko - fai ''] ..

This i really recommend you to use it because ...

it works on EVERYTHING!!

When u are pissed, when u cant answer ur exam question, or anything !

I dun think you need the translation for this ...

do try it with a chinese friend

You will know what the phrase mean ^^ ..

and agree that ' its very very useful '

~ Awkward Situation~

Well, you can obviously see what i wrote in the main topic ..

It got me thinking ya know, being awkward is just ....

how does it feel?

I'm shopping the other day and this 'thing' happen ...

We were havin a nice conversation until an unknown person sat next to us

He did not say anything, just sat there with a burger in his hand

We continue to chat until ....

That blady guy fart out loud ... awkward

We went completely silent, and started to stare at him

He completely ignore us ...

Then my friend stood up, stand beside him and said

' Do you have any manners? '

I was shock at the beginning,

Totally never expected to see that comming

That guy complete , i mean completely ignore my friend

Then, i stood up and call her back ..

My friend just look at him, 

That poor guy, he didn't know what's hitting him

Then, that guy stood up and gave my friend a smile ... awkward

We just stare at that guy ..

When he turn his back on us, my friend got angry

' She said something that shouldn't be said '

Still nothing happen ...awkward

Everyone just look at her, she was really angry ... i sense her rage

Then, that guy leave without paying,

the alarm set off

The employees working there chase after him

He totally ignore that chaos situation .. we thought he was OKU

Guess what? at the very last moment we notice that

THAT GUY IS DEAF !! ...

~ Chinese guys are hot tempered ! ~

i onces ask myself about this question and i confirm it to be true today !!

Boy really hates annoying bitches !!...

Now i question myself on this '' why do bitches always have to be bitches? ''

Its so freaking annoying you know .. everywhere i go, or what i do... SHE'S THERE !!

The worst part is when she's being a bitch !! .. guys can never win an argument

Its so freaking annoying !!

When a bitch being a bitch ... there's no way to win

She will always be right ... 

Guys, better run away bah .. escape ! let them self destruct

Suan ... i know myself better than anyone else .. 

I'm good in provoking and charming

Its just obvious once a person hears me out .. they like it just to be

They just got high hopes for me ... WTF ? i dun wan to be that something, i wan to be a nothing!

Ideas are given freely but relying on me without doing anythin ? that's just an assho*e

At least say something for me to make sure that ur still alive ... 

CAN U JUST DO THAT ? !!

Saying is believing ... what bullshit is that ?

If you just believe on what a peson have to say ... ur just stupid

never use own sense to trust it onot ...

~ Numbers , numbers and more Numbers ~

Today, i saw the most numerical alphabets dancing around my exam sheet smile and giggling at me, its just normal for someone like me, but the main problem is that this scenario happens when i was having my financial examination!

I was flinched and stunned when i saw the paper! the most number of time i wrote the ' PV ' and ( 1 + i ) in my entire life! .. the formula is horrible, made the solution impossible where i will be in trouble when i show my result to my dad .. oh oo ..

Ever heard something bout differentiation in Additional maths? well, i am studying that topic in my General maths, the most advance level where u can differentiate it more than just mere one time ! it's driving me nuts !! [ d/dx ] please dun bully me anymore! i'm terrified !!

~ Calculator v.s. Abacus ~

I got this funny stuff i thought of the other day, so i thought it might be interesting if i share it !!
 

If u are from a primary chinese school, i bet u know what is an abacus ...
if you don't then do use the dictionary!! haha3 ... just joking, it's suànpán

Well, for a banana like me, i study in a ' white ' school where everything is in english !

So, as a good student like myself, i use something call calculator !

This is the funny part! we do know that calculator is always faster than abacus right?
then why most of the chinese, ...  ' MOST ' of the chinese are better in maths compare to bananas ???

When i ask my dad about it, he say that chinese learn ' one ' in chinese as ' ee ' while ' two ' is ' er ' ...
Somehow i pity the brown people learning maths with ' satu ', ' dua ' and ' tiga ' ... Don't discriminate them!!

However, banana's maths is weaker ... why? because it too convenient! We never really understand the value of 1!
While we are learning 10 + 10 in formula, they are using abacus '' tak .. tak .. tak .. done !! ''
Then the calculator appears! we '' click click click '' v.s. '' tak tak tak '' ...
BUT, onces u reach high school ! You will notice the differences !! I'm not lying!!

Somehow the chinese are better in maths compare to banana AND 100% better than the brown people, so as the black people! Do u know that black people learn maths by raping? that's why their rap have good bits in the right timing!!
To differentiate a banana and a chinese is just simple, check out the speed of him/her wit a calculator!!

Note, if your chinese but your weak in both of them doesn't mean ur white nor black and certainly not a banana!, you are as dumb as a coconut!

Signed out by, Sam Wang

~ A Life as a Chinese People ~

Ever ask yourself that why are you born with a different tone color? Well, i am born with a brighter tone color, i'm born peach! Be grateful, u do know that you're not alone! China is full of chinese people, only few of them are darker in color, on the West are full of white people, that, i dun give a shit about.

According to history, Japanese are chinese people, so most of their language are on the chinese vocabulary book! dedicated by ... ME !! [ then that's official ]

Living as a chinese in my country is a big problem!!
Why?
because there are full of different parties here fighting for their own right!! Clear to see that all chinese people are discriminating the other races in the country i'm living in !!
As for the brown people ' indian ' are kicking back hanging their leg, watching the show of the chinese v.s the darker brown people !! ...

It's funny that no one dare to stood up and declare its over because .... you will get shoot down to your knees if you do!
there's too a new law that you'll get spank on the ass if you dare to talk about it, if you're not one of the government !
'' A rotan on the ass ''

What the F*ck .. are you serious?
We do have to realized that we live in a multi culture society!
Just like [ A Rojak] know? one of our country's delicacies !
There are brown crackers, white ... err something, and black sauce ! ... if some other stuff join in ! you'll be like ...
'' What the F*ck '' is this yellow stuff doing here? you ruined the taste !!

So people of my country, help me and help you,
Accept all the good starts, a happy ending and alot of bullshit right at the middle!!
Signing out from Sam Wang ....

~ Racist ~

Yea, when you look at the topic you can say i'm talking bout it, isit just me or is something wrong in this country.
When i was window shopping today, i saw a black people talking to a white people, they are chatting and all of a sudden i saw another white people fighting with another black people just by the corner .... what is wrong !!

It's just normal that less white people like to fight with their own race coz white people always say that they are right and other is wrong. As for the black people, they like to judge on the white people, that's what made the white people annoyed!

So lets do a little maths here '' conversation + sensitive topic x judgmental = no friends after the fight '' its just that simple.

You do know as a white people, we must accept what the black people say, if they say '' no '' then please dont say '' yes ''

When we white people are being like this, people are starting to say that we are racist !!

That's why we must be 1 big happy family you know? like a banana split ! with bananas + black cream + white cream !!
BTW banana is for someone like me '' yellow on the outside, white on the inside !! '' so lala Zai , damm !!

Of course white can never be black ! why ? ... to be black you need to learn how to rap and play basketball !! for a white, YOU CAN NEVER RAP LIKE A BLACK PEOPLE!!!
as for the black to white? you just have to stop eating beef !!

Oh yea i forgot about another thing, is another color in our country! ... i'm not saying much because onces i said it, i will have red and blue flashing light on my doorstep tasing my dog, i hope you know what color i'm talking about !!
Im not a racist coz i hate all races equally you know? just to be fair !!

~ Life ~

Life is hard, so as those people felt around me.
Unless your born rich, then the statement before will no apply!
I learn a lot of things everyday and experience the way of life,
pretending to have fun with a plastic smile on my cheek.

Predict the unexpected while grinding on happiness,
is my self encouragement that enrich me the knowledge i am able to grasp my hand on.

But, life like i know now is not as perfect as i know it would be,
living in a happy life enjoying the surroundings is just prove that oneself being childish.

As i began to realize it, it's provoking my self conscious!
I felt it as my life is better off if i end up in a comma.
Now, carrying my mother's hope and my father's desire to complete the missing puzzle pieces that's been lost 6 years ago

 and finally be what i want to be, which is myself.

~ People Irritates in Facebook ~

IDIOTIC COMMENTATORS !!! ~~>

Seriously, when i go through facebook ... i saw alot of crappy stuffs, when people comment .... criticisms happens, while the recipient begin to start cursing bad words on that one comment ~ seriously, why the hell did you giv a shit about when you dun giv a damm about that guy/bitch? Dun have to waste your time on correcting his/her comment so that the commentator follows how ya think! ... just ignore it! before the second stage arise!

Furthermore!! ~~>

The advance stage i'm taking about is ' bullshiting ' ... when this matter arise! it's gonna be awkward! Why you ask? because there will be comment which have a tons bunch of lies! ... that guy will bullshiting alot of crap out of no where ... (a.k.a. being childish)

The '' L's '' Way !!! ~~>

Then, there is the ' pre-mature stage ' ... this is one of the stage i hate the most! because one of your commenter will call u childish or ' little boy ' disparaging his previous comment is as just as childish! That's just being stupid! The most awkward situation was, he/she deleted his/her previous post be4 saying so ... LAME

The S2Pid ACTION TAKEN !! ~~>

Finally, the back stabbing stage (a.k.a. last stage) most of ya don't know this but once a bullshitter ends a comment conversation and found out that his/her lost it, they will immediately delete you from their friendlist ... so what?,  remember the comments you left in his post? ... yea! ... you cant write anything ANYMORE ! there will be a fucking loser joinin that post chat and spam with the bullshitter ! when this happens~ you will not be able to do anything besides cursing the 2 idiot there! .. U have LOST THE MATCH ! " Good Game ''

I experienced the info above ... who is the one that i had experienced with? how to say this ... MY EX- GIRLFRIEND !! THAT'S WHO !!

~ The ME as in Myself ~

Tired, .. of solitude !! i wan more social networks !!

Exhausted, .. of being myself , i wanna act like someone else

Intimidated, .. by everything ! phobias !!

Ignored, .. by skumbags ! which is a good thing !!

Criticized, .. by my parents, ONLY THEY CAN CRITICIZE ME !!

Teased, .. by my girlfriend lo !! hu else so free?

Scold, .. by my CHEMISTRY BOOK !! I DAMM HATE CHEMISTRY !!

~ The word call ' FAMILY' ~

Girls being cute make them cuddly, being cuddly make them hug-able, being hug-able means i'm being ambitious, being ambitious makes you being childish, you being childish makes me being protective, me being protective means i'm reliable, being reliable makes me obnoxious, being obnoxious leads yo shelter. That's what it takes to run a family !!

~ An interesting experience !! ~

Laughing out loud .... i had a trip with my University friends to Genting Highlands. I'm blessed; oh, more like a gift of knowledge from my dear friends. Guess what they thought me that night? As i recall its a dark cold night surrounding the entire mountain peak. We were all waiting for the time to come, time to sing midnight karaoke !! We were waiting in the room doing nothing, then a friend of mine took out a stack of cards. YES, precisely !, they thought me how to gamble !! haha3

This is one of my game's hand card with my friends !!

I just love that moment, everyone was having so much fun!! we were all shouting as the cards being stacked and threw to the center pilling it up !! It was one of my happiest time with my friends because were overnighting in the hotel ready for tomorrow's activity ! THEME PARK !!

This are some of the picture we took on the following day !!

I had a lot of fun that day. Well, there is a ' single ' matters that got me wondered, why i'm not getting thrilled by all the attractions. I got on most of the rides and none really satisfies me, compare to what i been through in the past. It's kinda bored.

We had LUNCH !! ... WTF?

Every enjoyable fun experience always have a good ending; for us, we had a great time enjoying our meal in a warm restaurant feeding our stomach with steaming hot and spicy seafoods! We had our time, but isn't enough !! 

The rest of the remaining duration of our vacations it's just a much fun as the 1st night followed by the 2nd day. Too bad that what i wanted to type ends here. Thanks to all my fellow companions who accompany me on this fun trip!, i hope we can do it again in our foresight future.

~ Updated ! ~

Kaiji: The Ultimate Gambler

Movie Link !!

In my movie link now there's a Movie ' Kaiji ' ... its a great movie, enjoy yourself 

The movie is a good start for everyone who felt down on their life

~ What's going on ? ~

University close friends ... Happy times ^^

Skool Buds ... where dreams are being made

Campus Dudes ... Fun to a certain point !

Activity gangs ... i mean ANY ACTIVITY !!

AMWAY GANGS !! .. HUGH HUH ? haha3

Mount climbers ... a.k.a. MY LIFE SAVERS !!

Regular hangout friends ( next to me is my dad ) haha3

~ Let's Cosplay ! ~

Everyone do know that Japan is the hideout for the Hottest and the Spiciest girl across the globe right? Wrong, now in Taiwan, there are girls even more beautiful. Hmmm .. or am i the 1 with the different taste? haha3 ...

This here nickname is call KIPI and she's from Taiwan

KIPI
Cosplaying Black Rock Shooter
Vocaloid of 2009






 

~ A Happy Wish ~

Once i had this wish, i wish to be the 1st Malaysian citizen to work in a manga company in Japan! I still carrying that wish now deep inside me. I'm not sure of how to accomplish that wish but, i'll try my very best to approach that forever wish. I too hope to meet the special ' someone ' to accompany me towards my dream, the special someone i haven't found yet .... T.T never mind, she will eventually appear someday.

~ 1st Day and 2nd Day of SEM2 ~

1st Day of sem2
Hmm ... what can i say? meet old friends from the previous years, had breakfast 2gether. In the mean time, had a little chat about this and that ... bla bla bla, what did you do during the break. Then its judgment, meet my new lecturers and familiar faces unknown friends in class. Totally boring leh 1st week cause no lecturers actually sat down and start teaching... wasting time !

2nd Day
Repeating what that i did on the 1st day, in addition meet new friends and foes on the way =.= new lecturers and subjects. Nothing much to do, annoying classmates, drew some pictures during class due to boredom~!, want to take a look?

~ Haiz disappointment on studies le ~

What a shame le, once attracted to anime ~ studies went down, imagine water falling down from a waterfall. Never mind, onces i focus on studies just like how i focus on anime, i bet it will raise up to the skies once more and forever stay up

~ ANIMEx3 and more ANIME !! ~

Just to be straight with my topic ~!!
Have you guys keep catching it up fast enough? haha3 not just anime series but manga too... well, i still starving for more! anime series is still going on with a 'bang' everyday !

Just one of my drawing ... i know i'm still weak but, i'll try my best !

Nymph
Sora no Otoshimono

haha3 ... just an early notice to all, Sora no Otoshimono series 2 is coming out very soon entitle with the title 'forte' i'm not gonna miss it !

Hmmm... i know that there's a blond angel in the series that's quite catchy ... yes, that's the reason y i like this series!

~ A new hobby & a Brand NEW Beginning ~

Forgot that i have a blog last time that's all related to anime. Alright, now i'm back blogging just for fun ... it looks sweet though but i'm not sure, what do u guys think? haha3....

An extraordinary day ... oops sry, i mean an extraordinary night with just me and my computer with unlimited excess through via internet!! ...

~ Just Back ~ bloggings !! ~

Haiz, nothing to do lately .... went back blogging? its a hobby isn't it? well i don't think it so, what i think is blog is just a site for me and my family, friends are also included, but until a certain limit of course

Anime is comming ur way !!

Bleach ep 255 is out ! any1 watched ? ITS WICKED COOL
Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood ep41 is here to stay .. nice ep !
Chu-Bra is another comedy .. A MUST WATCH !

Paranoid

Shocked and stunned by an event leh ! ... wad 2 do .. wad 2 do !!

The manga that is supposed to be my lifeline suddenly turned up righted le

CHAM LO !!!! i wanna READ THE MANGA !!
anyone hu is interested in manga SHOULD READ THIS ! I GAVE MY LIFE 2 IT !

KissXSis .. comedy sia !

Cabalsea is a nice game ^^

Come in cabalsea and seek me oo

Seitokai no Izhizon

Just to say .. another comedy ^^

Genres: comedy, romance, slice of life

Themes: harem, moe, otaku, parody, school

Plot Summary: The series, which is also called Hekiyō Gakuen Seito-kaigi Jiroku (The Records of the Hekiyō Academy Student Council’s Activities), revolves around a private high school whose student council is chosen entirely by popularity vote. Because of this, Ken Sugisaki is the only male representative, in the otherwise all bishōjo student council, that may enter the “sacred sanctuary” of the council’s meeting room. At the behest of Council President Kurimu Sakurano (pictured at right), Sugisaki records the minutes of the council meetings, which devolve into daily conversations about the students’ lives and interests.

 

EASY to say ... its an immature kid runnin the school student council ! 4 ordinary girls with an idiot male hu wish for a harem ending !! ( for all ages )  

Sora No Otoshimono

 Funny anime .. gotta watch it !!

Genres: comedy, fantasy, romance

Themes: ecchi, school

Plot Summary: Tomoki Sakurai often encounters a strange girl in his dreams asking for his help, but he can't remember her face when he wakes up. When an Unidentified Mysterious Animal (U.M.A.) falls out of the sky, his life of pacifism suddenly becomes complicated. The animal turns out to be an angel, Ikaros.

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun

I been bz recently watchin some new anime series posted on Air ...just to say that ... it wicked awesome ..

U got to check this anime out ... its superpower based action, skul life girls, high classified technology .. and many more !